ERMAHGERD, RUBY GERMS, MAH FRAVRIT!
It had to be done.
Ermahgerd is a ruby gem to translate your text from English into Ermahgerd-lish, based heavily (so far exclusively) on the ERMAHGERD TRANSLATOR by J Miller Design.
Installation
gem install ermahgerd
Usage
require 'ermahgerd'
Ermahgerd.translate("Goosebumps!") #=> "GERSBERMS!"