Quotifier_as_middleware 
Have you ever used the now infamous Quotifier by Famingo Labs Inc. and thought to yourself 🤔 "Gee I wish this was available as a Rack Middleware in order to add dope AF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 quotes to my html files being served up for my clients" well say no more fam Famingo Labs Inc. has come to your rescue.
Instructions
Quotifier is available as a gem on https://rubygems.org/gems/quotifier as such you can add it into your Gemfile using gem "quotifier". Require the file in you config.ru and add the following statement.
use Quotifier. Once that is done, run bundle install.
And there you have it family simply as apply pie. Your html will be dripping liquid 🔥 comments.
Tested so far on Sinatra. Although feel free to try it on any Rack based webserver they should all work 🧐.
Demo
Before Quotifier
<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<style>
.tim:{
size:100px;
}
</style>
<script>
console.log("Hello world");
var time = {};
var jim = 123;
</script>
<body>
<h2>An unordered HTML list</h2>
<ul>
<li>Coffee</li>
<li>Tea</li>
<li>Milk</li>
</ul>
</body>
</html>VS after Quotifier does its magic 🔥
<!DOCTYPE html>
<!--This is a problem right here. - Albus Dumbledore-->
<html>
<style>
.tim:{
size:100px;
#Those were alternative facts - Snoop Dogg
}
</style>
<!--A man is but the product of his thoughts; what he thinks, he becomes. - 21 Savage-->
<script>
console.log("Hello world");
var time = {};
var jim = 123;
</script>
<head>
<!--www.loganpaul.com/shop - Albus Dumbledore-->
<title>Hello world</title>
<!--Snow mexicans, you're getting a wall too! - The Rock-->
</head>
<!--Be a maverick - Betsy DeVos-->
<body>
<h2>An unordered HTML list</h2>
<ul>
<li>Coffee</li>
<!--Bazinga! - Snoop Dogg-->
<li>Tea</li>
<!--This is a problem right here. - Ivanka Trump-->
<li>Milk</li>
<!--'Sexy' is being independent, being confident and having fun. - The Rock-->
</ul>
</body>
<!--C++ supports OOP - Sarah Palin-->
</html>Optional features
Currently under development is adding quotes into live html which have a distincitive look to them thank to the css graciously donated by Famingo Labs Inc. member @kcamcam. To enable this feature simply use the following in your rackup file. use Quotifier , true and let the magic happen. This will automatically insert the css file needed for you to enable this feature. DISCLAIMER: This feature is still under development and may look odd in certain html layouts ... proceed at your own risk.